December at the Attaway Appeal

Greetings, Armadillos, and welcome to the Attaway Appeal, where we cover Attaway High’s most intriguing current events.

Last year we broke the Robin Robbins scandal, now we’re excited to see what stories lay ahead for this coming year. So grab a paper and join the ride, you won’t want to miss this!

Student of the Month

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Ellie Mack

Ellie is Attaway’s star student this month.

Absences: 2

Tardies: 1

G.P.A: 4.0

Ellie’s grades are excellent, yes, but this month we’re celebrating her for exposing Beatrice, Britney, and the Beckys, and for standing up to meanness!

(And for foiling their plan to humiliate an innocent student. Attaway thanks you, Ellie!)

Social Studies

Winter Formal 2018 was one for the books. Enjoy our color photo gallery of the memorable night!

Business at Attaway

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“Sup” Back from the dead?

After the app (created by Ace and Flash) was banned from Attaway High, we thought “Sup” was gone for good. Might there be a new hope on the horizon?

“If a business has the right financing, nothing can stand in its way,” Says one source, “And ‘Sup’ may finally have what it needs to succeed. Stay tuned and prepare to be amazed.”

Monthly Mystery

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Fallen Birdie

Birdie Kay has turned up in the hospital after a brutal car crash. Source’s say Spike Smith was at the wheel when the couple collided with an oncoming car.

“We’re so worried about her,” Rhyme tells us, “We have no idea if she’s going to be okay.”

“I kept praying she’d show up,” Says Rooney, “But I never thought she’d show up like this.”

“We don’t know how this happened,” Birdie’s mother tells us, “Now we’re just hoping for a miracle. I’m grateful my son was able to make it back from Texas to be here with his sister.”

We’re rooting for you, Birdie, get well soon!

T.K. Tracker

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He’s back?

Multiple sources report seeing T.K. at the hospital where Birdie is recovering from a life-threatening car accident. Of course he’s back to be by his sister’s side, but could there be a different special someone he’s here to see?

Welcome back, buddy, we wish it were under different circumstances.

That’s all the news that’s fit to print. See you in the new year, Armadillos!